Auction............

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ONE MORNING A WOMAN WOKE UP AND TOLD HER HUSBAND. 'I DREAMT THEY WERE AUCTIONING OFF PENISES. THE LONG ONES WENT FOR $10 AND THE THICK ONES WENT FOR $20.'

HER HUSBAND ASKED, 'WHAT DID THEY DO WITH ONES LIKE MINE?'

SHE SAID,'THEY GAVE THEM AWAY FOR FREE.'

HER HUSBAND SAID,'I HAD A DREAM LAST NIGHT TOO. I DREAMT THEY WERE AUCTIONING OFF VAGINAS. THE PRETTY ONES WENT FOR $1,000 AND THE TIGHT ONES WENT FOR $2,000.'

THE WIFE ASKED, 'AND HOW MUCH FOR THE ONES LIKE MINE?'

HE REPLIED, 'THAT'S WHERE THEY HELD THE AUCTION.'


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