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Started by vadasz1, May 13, 2010, 08:40:22 PM

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vadasz1

> Subject: Free Sex w/gas purchase
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>>      >    A gas station owner in Tennessee was trying to increase his sales.
>>      > So he put up a sign that read, 'Free Sex with Fill-Up.' Soon a local redneck
>>      > pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex. The owner told
>>      > him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he guessed correctly he would get his
>>      > free sex. The redneck guessed 8, and the proprietor said, 'You were close..
>>      > The number was 7. Sorry. No sex this time.'
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>>      >      A week later, the same redneck, along with a buddy, Bubba, pulled in
>>      > for another fill-up. Again he asked for his free sex. The proprietor again
>>      > asked him to guess the correct number. The redneck guessed 2 this time. The
>>      > proprietor said, 'Sorry, it was 3. You were close, but no free sex
>>      > this time.
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>>      >      As they were driving away, the redneck said to his buddy, 'I think
>>      > that game is rigged and he don't really give away free sex.'
>>      >
>>      >      Bubba replied, 'No it ain't rigged. My wife won twice last week.
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>> :o :o :o :o :o :o ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Keep it upright and she'll always be happy!


'82 Vision XZ550RJ with full fairing, shaved tail light housing and covered in blue hammertone enamel.

Walt_M.

I think Lucky knows these people from work.
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Lucky

which is funny because Bubba is the gas station owners' brother-in-law  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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YellowJacket!

Hey Robert, where did you say that gas station was?  I have ten 5-gallon tanks I need to go fill up.  8D

David


Living the dream - I am now a Physician Assistant!!   :-)