Taxi fare.......

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One rainy spring night in St. Augustine, a taxi driver
  spotted an arm waving from the shadows of an alley.

  Even before he rolled to a stop at the curb, a figure
  leaped into the cab and slammed the door. Checking
  his rear view mirror as he pulled away, he was
  startled to see a dripping wet, naked woman sitting in
  the back seat.

  'Where to?' he stammered. 'Vilano Road,' answered the woman.
  'OK,' he said, taking another long glance in the mirror.

  The woman caught him staring at her and asked, 'Just
  what the hell are you looking at?'

  'Well ma'am', replied the driver, 'I noticed that
  you're completely naked, and I was just wondering how
  you'll pay your fare.'

  The woman spread her legs, put her feet up on the
  front seat, smiled at the driver and said, 'Does THIS
  answer your question?'

  Still looking in the mirror, the cabbie asked, 'Got
  anything smaller?