I am freakin' pissed! It's been 70oF here in SW Virginia lately and finally able to go for some decent rides. Yesterday, I headed North on the Blue Ridge Parkway and up into some higher elevations. I was amazed when I came into a small town up in the mountains and found some snow still on the sides of the road. I usually keep my camera accessable so I can snap some pictures w/o having to get off the bike. Well... As I was riding, I grabbed the camera and was getting ready to take a picture when suddenly, a dick in a truck pulled out in front of me. Damn! All I can say is I didn't hit the DICK! and there is minimal damage to the bike, mostly cosmetic and easily repairable. The combination of the freakin' snow and this dick in the truck and I couldn't hold the bike any longer. Luckily, I was only doing like 30mph.
I will be assessing the bike in the next couple of days to see what needs to be fixed. As of now, it is still ridable. I did however break the digital camera, it went bouncing across the road. When I got home I put new batteries in it and taped it all back together. Surprisingly, my last picture was of that damn dick as his truck was driving way. I posted the picture to my Blog http://motorplow.blogspot.com/2005/04/enough-said.html - If you see this Prick, let me know!
Pissed,
Chris F.
BRAVO!!
(anyone else notice recently the rapid moral decline of this board? i think it's spring fever!, lol)
It looks to me like you got a good chance of reading his license plate. Is there anything you can do in your state to report him? After all, a prick driving around with a dick should be easy enough to spot.
-Heather ;D
Here, for Lucky, and all the others needing a moral boost, my "Love of Vision" song (composed as I type)
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Oh, yeah, baby, oooooh...
My Vision, my babe, my love
Under me, you vibrate, you growl,
Of you I can't get enough of,
Every day, you're saving my soul
Oh, yeah, baby, ooooooh...
If only I had a bigger engine
I could go fast as lightnin'
But then it'd be a sin
And I'd get a ticket from speedin'
Oh, yeah, baby, ooooooh...
On some bikes chrome parts abound
On such a bike chicks would jump in front of me
But then I would need to swerve around
Smashed up against a cliff like Superfly I would be
Oh, yeah, baby, ooooooh...
Oh, yeah, baby, ooooooh...
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Cheers folks, and I indeed need to chill too. Two new tires this weekend will help...
Louis
That is funny..... ;D
Thanks Super. And for your guest appearance in the song, you can get 20% of the royalties... ;D
Lou
Great, It will go to medical bills!!!
Is that a crocus? maybe not
Looks like some people need an early spring, maybe melt the evidence!
Its best to remember , Chris. its better to be pissed off than pissed on ! especially by one that size !
uh huh,, thash riiiight ossifer,, i saw it ,, right in the middle of town,,,,,,,, a great big erection ,riding in a truck,,, 'scuse me? Oh, no ossifer, i have not dropped a drink all night,but you can take me drunk,i think i may be a little home about now!
Motorplow, I thank you for the sweet pic, ( i also congratulate you on topping Lucky's harley bit last year)
glad that thing wasn't on the back of a cadillac,,,,, i could identify the driver if it was!!!!lol
Hmmm, topped me? ya think so? ;)
I think so Lucky, much funnier to begin with.
Bloody Beauty MotorPlow
Funnier maybe, but definately not a better trick. The "ART" incedent was close, but luckys was logical, thought out, and very believable.