;D Two newfie's went on a camping trip........ ;D ;D :D
After a good meal and a bottle of wine they lay down in their tent
for the night and went to sleep.
Some hours later, Lloyd awoke and nudged his faithful friend, Bryce, awake.
Lloyd asked "Bryce, look up and tell me what you see?"
Bryce replied, "I see millions and millions of stars.
"What does that tell you?" Lloyd questioned.
Bryce pondered for a minute.
"Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, I observe Saturn is in Leo.
Logically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three.
Theologically, I can see that God is all-powerful and that we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow"
"Is that all?" Lloyd asked.
Yes," Bryce replied. "Why, am I missing something?"
Lloyd was quiet for a moment, then spoke softly,
"Bryce, you dickhead. Someone has stolen the f#(%1^g tent."..... ;D ;D :D ;)