New England Temperature Conversion Chart

[Lucky]

60 degrees F: Southern Californians shiver uncontrollably. New Englanders sunbathe.
50 degrees F: New Yorkers try to turn on the heat. New Englanders plant gardens.
40 degrees F: Italian and English cars won't start. New Englanders drive with the windows open.
32 degrees F: Distilled water freezes. Moosehead Lake in Maine starts to get cooler.
20 degrees F: Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, and wool hats. New Englanders throw on flannel shirts, buttons open.
10 degrees F: NYC landlords turn on the heat. New Englanders enjoy last cookout before the cold weather arrives.
0 degrees F: All residents of Miami expire from hypothermia. New Englanders close the windows.
-10 degrees F: Californians escape en masse to Mexico. Girl Scouts in New England have door-to-door cookie sale.
-20 degrees F: Las Vegas disintegrates. New Englanders rummage around the attic in search of winter coats.
-40 degrees F: Washington DC unable to produce hot air. New Englanders let the dogs in overnight.
-100 degrees F: Santa Claus abandons North Pole. Calls to AAA in New England rises when some frustrated drivers can't start their "kahs".
-463 degrees F: Absolute Zero (Kelvin Scale): All atomic motion ceases. New Englanders start irritating each other by constantly repeating,..."Cold enuf for ya?".
-500 degrees F: Hell freezes over. Red Sox win World Series.

[Rick G]

Like all good humor , there an element of truth ito it!

In MN kids go trick or treating in snowmobil suits !

[Coil Coyle]

:o? ? Hells frozen?? ? ? ? :o? ? ? Look...
... did you see that flying pig?? ? ? I saw a flying pig!? ? ? ? ::)
;D LET'S GO RIDING! ;D

;D
coil

[MotorPlow]

LUCKY!
You are on Vacation!
Turn the switch off and step slowly away from the computer.

[YellowJacket!]

Makes me homesick.  Too stinkin hot down here.

David (a former Rhode Islander)

[Lucky]

Chris, look at the date on that post, lol, & Never!, i take this thing into the can with me....

(I'm sorry Mr Costanza, you cannot return that laptop, it's been flagged...)

--Lucky