Sunday morning smile.....

[Tiger]

;D A man was in a long line at Target.
As he got to the register he realized he had forgotten to get condoms,
so he asked the checkout girl if she could have some brought up to the register.
She asked, "What size condoms?"The customer replied that he didn't know.
She asked him to drop his pants, He did.....
She reached over the counter, grabbed hold of him and called over
the intercom, "One box of large condoms, Register 5."

The next man in line thought this was interesting, and like most of us,was up for a cheap thrill.
When he got up to the register, he told the
checker that he too had forgotten to get condoms, and asked if she
could have some brought to the register for him.
She asked him what size, and he stated that he didn't know.
She asked him to drop his pants,He did.
She gave him a quick feel, picked up the intercom and said,
"One box of medium-sized condoms, Register 5"

A few customers back was this teenage boy. He thought what he had seen   was way too cool.
He had never had any type of sexual contact with a live female, so he    thought this was his chance.
When he got to the register he told the checker he needed some condoms.

She asked him what size and he said he didn't know. She asked him to
drop his pants and reached over the counter, gave him a quick squeeze
then picked up the intercom and said...
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> >>> "Cleanup, Register 5"

[YellowJacket!]

After dating the same girl for a while, John thought the time would be right tonight for him and his girl to take their relationship to the next level.  Wanting to be careful, he went to the corner pharmacy to buy a box of condoms.  He had never bought condoms before, so he was a bit overwhelmed by the selection.  The pharmacist noticed his dilemma and asked if he needed any help.
Somewhat embarrased, john explained his situation to the friendly pharmacist.
The parmacist explained that they had several basic selections.
The first was for young, sexually active men.  It was a box of 365 condoms.  One for each day.
The second was for couples that have settled down a bit.  It contained 52 or one for each week.
The third was for long term couples and it contained 12 or one for each month.

And the last was for married couples.
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It contained two.

One for a birthday, the other for valentines day.



David