Crazy Ethel...

[Tiger]

 :D Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair, and loved to charge around the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum speed on the long corridors.

Because the poor woman was one sandwich short of a picnic, the other residents tolerated her and some of them actually joined in.

One day Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a door opened and Kooky Clarence stepped out with his arm outstretched. 'STOP!,' he shouted in a firm voice. 'Have you got a license for that thing?' Ethel fished around in her handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper and held it up to him. 'OK' he said, and away Ethel sped down the hall.

As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, weird Harold popped out in front of her and shouted 'STOP! Have you got proof of insurance?' Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled out a drink coaster and held it up to him. Harold nodded and said 'On your way, Ma'am.'

As Ethel neared the final corridor, Crazy Craig stepped out in front of her, Butt- Naked, and holding his dick in his hand. 'Oh, good grief,' yelled Ethel, 'Not that Damn Breathalyzer again :o ;D :D :D :D :D :D :D

[Night Vision]

getting old sucks

[Coil Coyle]

This sounds like the same old Uber"Old Fart Clap Trap"

This is a forum for the XZ550, not a bunch of baby boomer's badly deranged by a constant fear of NUCLEAR DEATH until they discovered COMEDY!

$0.02
;D
Coil

[Rick G]

Very,very, droll , er drool  NV! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D ;) ;)

[Coil Coyle]

Rick,

       In the next month or so I'll ride down and we can get old together for a few miles.

;)
Coil

[Rick G]

Ok that sounds great , but it starts getting hot in June .We will ride up the hill , where its cooler.. late July , August , and early September  are the Monsoon months , when it can rain buckets , the streets are flooded and all the world is a sea of mud.

[Coil Coyle]

Rain? No problem, I'm an Oregon rider!

See Ya
;)
Coil

[Rick G]

I lived in OR too , and it can rain hard there too , but mostly it rains softly and it NEVER ENDS  for 8 loooong months . Your in the southern part of the state and the weather there more resembles nothern CA weather.
Here we get 2 feet of water gushing through intersections and cutting is own path all over the place , the good thing is it can pass fairly quickly , along with all the lightning .
Lightening hit a drug store ,4 blocks from my house  and burned it to the ground. There just now starting on the slab for the new store.