One for the Nerds here

Started by h2olawyer, October 14, 2011, 01:40:27 AM

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h2olawyer

October 14, 2011, 01:40:27 AM
Physics joke making the rounds:


"We don't allow faster-than-light neutrinos in here," says the bartender.


A neutrino walks into a bar.
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October 14, 2011, 07:50:37 AM
I was chuckling to myself just moments before reading this.....   :D  :D
It is far better to grasp the universe as it really is then to persist in delusion, however satisfying or reassuring.  Carl Sagan

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October 15, 2011, 12:35:52 AM
H2O, that's cute. ;D ;D ;) :laugh:
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October 15, 2011, 10:41:16 AM
Got my daily laugh - and coffee spew from that.  Now time to go outside and play some buckyball.

David


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Lucky

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October 15, 2011, 08:42:45 PM
Then there is the other version:


A faster than light neutino!

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