Tuesday Funny

[h2olawyer]

An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years....

Upon her return, her father cussed her. "Where have ye been all this time?
Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call?
Can ye not understand what ye put yer old mum thru?

The girl, crying, replied, "Sniff, sniff....dad....I became a……. prostitute...."

"Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this family...."

"OK, dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate.
For me little brother, this gold Rolex and for ye daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club.
(takes a breath)....and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and...."

"Now what was it ye said ye had become?" says dad.

Girl, crying again, "Sniff, sniff....a prostitute dad! Sniff, sniff...."

"Oh! Be Jesus! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a


















Protestant'....

Come here and give yer old man a hug!!!!"

[Aelwulf]

Hell, she's makin' that much as a prostitute would definitely be reason to be proud. So long as she's going to shows he raised him a beautiful girl and she's good at her chosen profession. ;) Not to mention likely self-employed, no hooker with a pimp is likely to be doing that well. :D

[Tiger]

 ;D :D :D :D :D...You have to understand the shite that goes on in Ireland, (& Scotland), to really appreciate this joke... ;)

                  8).......TIGER........ 8)

[kiawrench]

now that's funny right there, i dont care who you are, that's fun-- ny


although i am a bit on the kosher side, i got the giggle right away,,,, but i have also been to ireland ,and know the sentiment .  but that is funny