;D One Liners
??? Q.) What doesn't belong in this list: Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob?
;D A.) Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't beat a blowjob.
??? Q.) Why does a penis have a hole in the end?
;D A.) So men can be open minded.
??? Q.) What's the speed limit of sex?
;D A.) 68 because at 69 you have to turn around.
??? Q.) What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?
;D A.) The longer you play with them, the harder they get.
??? Q.) What's the difference between your paycheck and your penis?
;D A.) You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!
??? Q.) What are the three words that will ruin a man's ego...
;D A.) "Is it in?"
??? Q.) What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
;D A.) A red headed trick with a yeast infection.
???Q.) What do you do with 365 used rubbers?
;D A.) Melt them down make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.
??? Q.) What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common?
;D A.) They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks, you're screwed.