Riders Of Vision

General => Off Topic => Topic started by: Tiger on September 02, 2006, 11:23:11 AM

Title: One Liner's....NO KIDDIE'S....
Post by: Tiger on September 02, 2006, 11:23:11 AM
 ;D One Liners

??? Q.) What doesn't belong in this list: Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob? 
   ;D  A.) Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but  you can't beat a  blowjob.   

??? Q.) Why does a penis have a hole in the end? 
   ;D  A.) So men can be open minded.   

??? Q.) What's the speed limit of sex? 
  ;D   A.) 68 because at 69 you have to turn around.   

??? Q.) What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common? 
   ;D  A.) The longer you play with them, the harder they  get.   

??? Q.) What's the difference between your paycheck and  your penis? 
  ;D   A.) You don't have to beg your wife to blow your  paycheck!   

??? Q.) What are the three words that will ruin a man's ego... 
  ;D   A.) "Is it in?"   

??? Q.) What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the  Pillsbury Dough  Boy? 
   ;D  A.) A red headed trick with a yeast infection.   

???Q.) What do you do with 365 used rubbers? 
   ;D  A.) Melt them down make a tire, and call it a  Goodyear.   

??? Q.) What does bungee jumping and hookers have in  common? 
   ;D  A.) They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber  breaks, you're  screwed.