A horse and a chicken were running around a field when the horse fell into a mud hole and started to sink. He yelled at the chicken to go get the farmer to get him out as he was sinking. The chicken ran to
the farmhouse and found that the farmer had just left to go to the market. Seeing the farmer's new Harley Davidson motorcycle was there he revved it up and grabbing a rope he scooted off to the field. Wrapping the rope around the Harley's seat and tying the other end to the horse he stepped on the gas and succeeded in pulling the horse out. They had
to work hard to clean up the Harley before the farmer returned as it was his pride and joy.
When the bike was spic and span, they went back and started running around the field again. Sure enough the chicken fell into the mud hole. He yelled at the horse to go get the Harley and pull him out, but the horse, unwilling to mess up the bike again, straddled the hole
and told the chicken to get hold of his penis. The chicken did it and the horse succeeded in getting
the chicken out.
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If you're hung like a horse you don't need a Harley to pick up chicks
ouch
poor chicken,,