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Title: How to speak New Zulander
Post by: The Prophet of Doom on April 16, 2014, 06:00:45 AM
Since there are more Kiwis (per head of population) than any other country on this forum, it's about time you lot started learning to speak proper.  Here's a brief guide
Title: Re: How to speak New Zulander
Post by: Rikugun on April 16, 2014, 07:51:06 AM
That's good. You'll have to update the list to include Boeing's triple sivven, like the Malaysian earplane that disappeared into thin ear.
Title: Re: How to speak New Zulander
Post by: dingleberry on April 18, 2014, 01:41:32 AM
oh moi gawd, we dunt torque like dis do wee? reely?
Title: Re: How to speak New Zulander
Post by: drtaco on April 19, 2014, 11:06:50 PM
WOW this is cheaper than the Rosetta Stone software!! if i ever travel down there i'll feel like a local ;D you guys have what..maybe 6 or 7 of the most deadliest animals on earth :o
Title: Re: How to speak New Zulander
Post by: dingleberry on April 20, 2014, 04:42:46 AM
Yeah, Nah we are only allowed 1 wife here :police:
Title: Re: How to speak New Zulander
Post by: pinholenz on April 20, 2014, 05:56:07 AM
Its the Aussies who have all the deadly stuff; different cuntry; they speak 'strine over there and its full of snakes.

However in New Zuland, we do have the most densely populated graveyard for Harleys in the world. 800 km east of Chistchurch, (PoD country), on the very edge of the known world, are the Chatham Islands. They boast more millionaires and Harleys per capita than anywhere else. But, nearly all the roads are gravel and men outnumber women 2 to 1.
Title: Re: How to speak New Zulander
Post by: The Prophet of Doom on April 20, 2014, 06:07:38 AM
Quote from: pinholenz on April 20, 2014, 05:56:07 AM
its full of snakes.
and arseholes
Title: Re: How to speak New Zulander
Post by: drtaco on April 20, 2014, 01:39:54 PM
oh dear did I stir the hornets nest ;D yeah I remember now in my twisted history facts- new zuland is where all the rich sea captains would stay when dropping off criminals and picking up erotic.. I mean exotic wildlife from that BIG island. all that old money passed down is how ya'll can afford visions. ;)
Title: How to speak New Zulander
Post by: pullshocks on April 20, 2014, 11:48:48 PM
What I notice is you don't use short "e" sounds,  my mountain bike buddy Fenton pronounced it "Feeentin"


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Title: Re: How to speak New Zulander
Post by: pinholenz on April 20, 2014, 11:52:25 PM
Sounds like he was 'strine from the BIG island.
Title: How to speak New Zulander
Post by: pullshocks on April 21, 2014, 03:38:04 AM
No, he was from NZ


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Title: Re: How to speak New Zulander
Post by: pinholenz on April 21, 2014, 05:41:09 AM
Strewth!
Title: Re: How to speak New Zulander
Post by: The Prophet of Doom on April 21, 2014, 06:07:09 AM
Americans are always mixing up Australians and New Zealanders
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zs_rXxi0zhM (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zs_rXxi0zhM)
Title: Re: How to speak New Zulander
Post by: Rikugun on April 21, 2014, 07:47:11 AM
Looks like an interesting show - just added season one to the Netflix queue.  :)
Title: Re: How to speak New Zulander
Post by: dingleberry on April 22, 2014, 05:06:03 AM
This explains the difference between Kiwis and Aussies best: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K65_spUU05s
Title: Re: How to speak New Zulander
Post by: drtaco on April 22, 2014, 10:41:20 PM
Quote from: dingleberry on April 22, 2014, 05:06:03 AM
This explains the difference between Kiwis and Aussies best: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K65_spUU05s
WHAT THE HELL DID I WATCH!!  :o 8 minutes of wtf is that cricket $hit, not only did I not have a clue of what was going on but that made it even harder to tell the difference between foster swallowers and emerson's clam stout chuggers  ;D

If I offended anybody with that jokin around, I apologies if it was in bad taste
Title: Re: How to speak New Zulander
Post by: dingleberry on April 25, 2014, 05:25:41 AM
Hey, I for one enjoy a stout clam  :P
Title: Re: How to speak New Zulander
Post by: Re-Vision on April 26, 2014, 09:55:29 PM
I had my first Pasty earlier this week in Twin Falls,Idaho. I thought the steak and potatoes was pretty good. The Kiwi cook said she hadn't heard of Taylor's Mistake.  BDC
Title: Re: How to speak New Zulander
Post by: iain on April 27, 2014, 03:29:13 AM
Most kiwis haven't heard of Taylor's Mistake ????its at the edge of the world

Iain
NZ