THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER
Fresh from the shower, I stood in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts were too small.
Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically came up with a suggestion.
"If you want your breasts to grow, then everyday take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds."
Willing to try anything, I fetched a piece of toilet paper and stood in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.
"How long will this take?", I asked.
"They will grow larger over a period of years", my husband replies.
I stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts bigger over the years?" Without missing a beat he says,..........."Worked for your ass didn't it?"
He is still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again.
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tiger, you are responsible fo rmy having to sleep on the couch , for the rest of the holiday weekend!!
let me wife read what had me laughing so much,, and she thought i was trying to tell her something,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, wonder if i could slip a dragon run in and not be missed?
HAH! I just told that same joke to someone the other day! I'm still laughing um limping ;D
David
I wanted the bed all to myself tonight so I showed the joke to my hubby and when he commented that it was so true. Wha lah! he is on the couch tonight. Hehehe! I am such a devil. LOL!
-Heather