Tired of aliens trying to unravel the mysteries contained in your butt?

[Kid Jedi]

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Don't take my word for it here are just a few testimonials!


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"The aliens clearly do not like the helmet."  (This statement is from a woman abductee and her five year old daughter who was also being abducted.  The aliens harassed the five year old and threatened her that something terrible would happen to her mother if her mother did not stop wearing the helmet.  The girl was so frightened by the aliens that her mother stopped wearing the helmet and they both were taken.)


"I have slept now every night for a week.  I though that I would never sleep through the night again due to the operations in my head.  My husband presented me with the helmet you sent me.  I said to him, "honey this is not going to work," I am a skeptic and told him I did not ever expect to sleep well again.  But my husband Steve said I should try it for him, he cares about me so much so I did.  Well the first night I slept peacefully dreaming about normal and peaceful things.  I said perhaps it was because I was so sleep deprived.  Well, the next night I slept again peacefully and have every night since.  I thank you so very much, it works!"

[funkamongus]

Do you have "thought screen" shorts? Great gift Idea for some of my musician friends.

[akvision]

Hey, maybe Aliens are wearing helmets too.  After my investigation at Roswell, I am as confused as ever.. hmmm.
They had a pretty compelling story.

[funkamongus]

I think its like ghosts, I dont believe in them because Ive never seen one. The second after I see one, I'll convert. I believe in Alien life. I just dont know if they've been here or not. The second after I see one... I'll convert.

[Lucky]

so then i'll ask:
Do you believe in a god?

[Re-Vision]

Perhaps we could fit it in with a motorcycle helmet so we could be safe as we ride.  I suspect its too late for H2o, think he's been abducted because of his peering into their realm.  BDC

[funkamongus]

Thats a little different for me. I do, but again, im not sure. In this case, I feel its better to believe there is one and be wrong than the other way around. I grew up with religion, but now, im only spiritual, and not religious. I wrestle with the knowledge that more people have been killed over God than anything else. I also know that the bible was re-written and revised several times, by man, and has control mechanisms built in. I wonder if we made him up to not be alone. I wonder if we'd be better off thinking about the present and making it better, rather than waiting for heaven.  In my mind, I have pages and pages that can be written on both sides of that coin.

[akvision]

Prurrrttty deeeeeep..stuff.  I'm with Funk and try to deal with NOW.. that is about all you can do. :o