Voted Best Joke in Ireland

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Voted Best Joke in Ireland

> John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of
> me life, between the legs of me wife!" 
>
> That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night! 
>
> He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best
> toast of the night." 
>
> She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?" John said, "Here's
> to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife." 
>
> "Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said. 
>
> The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street
> corner. 
> The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other night
> at the pub with a toast about you, Mary." 
>
> She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know,
> he's only been in there twice in the last four years. Once he fell
> asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him
> come." 




BDC

[YellowJacket!]

coffee dripping out my nose again.  Good one Bobby.  I really needed the laugh....and the warm nasal lavage.   :D

David