Ten Best Caddy Responses

[Re-Vision]

Ten Best Caddy Responses . .

Number :10
Golfer:    "I think I'm going to drown myself in the lake."
Caddy:    "Think you can keep your head down that long?"



Number : 9
Golfer:    "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course."
Caddy:    "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth."



Number : 8
Golfer:    "Do you think my game is improving?"
Caddy:    "Yes . .. .. . You miss the ball much closer now."



Number : 7
Golfer:    "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?"
Caddy:    "Eventually."



Number : 6
Golfer:   
"You've got to be the worst caddy in the world."
Caddy:    "I don't think so . . . .That would be too much of a coincidence."


Number : 5
Golfer:    "Please stop checking your watch all the time. It's too much of a distraction.."
Caddy:    "It's not a watch - it's a compass."



Number : 4
Golfer:    "How do you like my game?"
Caddy:    "It's very good - but personally, I prefer golf."



Number : 3
Golfer:    "Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday?
Caddy:    "The way you play, it's a sin on any day."



Number : 2
Golfer:    "This is the worst course I've ever played on."
Caddy:    "This isn't the golf course . . . . We left that an hour ago."




And the Number : 1 . . . . Best Caddy Comment:
Golfer:    "That can't be my ball, it's too old."
Caddy:    "It's been a long time since we teed off, sir."



Bonus . . . .. ...
An old favorite . . . . . About the Golfer who has been slicing off the tee at every hole . . .
He finally gives up and asks his long suffering caddy. . . .. .
Golfer:    "Can you see any obvious problems . . . .??"
Caddy:    "There's a piece of s**t on the end of your club."
Golfer: He picks his club up and cleans the club face . . . . ..
Caddy:    "No sir, it's at the other end"

BDC