Friendship

[YellowJacket!]

Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality?
Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.  You will see no cutesy little Smiley faces on this card-Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.

1. When you are sad --I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider monkey jacked up on Mountain Dew!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

4. When you're scared -- we will high tail it out of here.

5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining, ya big baby!!!!

6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.

7. When you are sick --Stay away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall -- I'll pick you up and dust you off after I can stop laughing.

9. This is my oath...I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask --because you are my FRIEND!

Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.

Send this to 10 of your closest friends.
Then get depressed because you can only think of 4.

:) ;D ::)

[Lucky]

Folks, i want to apologise for my friend Dave, he's sick, obviously with a fever or delirium.  i'll straighten him out...after he's better, not going near him till then, lol

[YellowJacket!]

cough cough...hack hack

[vadasz1]

I LUV it.  But the true meaning of a friend will define itself in the following situation.


Both you and your friend are out hunting for geese.  You are both lying down under your blinds, when all of a sudden you feel an excrutiating pain eminating from between your legs.  After you jump out of your blind and drop your pants you realize that you were just bitten by a venomous snake.  Your friend comes over and looks at you with confusion in his eyes.


Well boys and girls, let's see what you think the friend should do.................

[Lucky]

sorry buddy, your gonna die! :)

[ps2/bikevision]

wtf. now were not going to get a goose. thanks alot jerk.

[joevacc]

A guy goes to visit his grandmother and he brings his friend with him.
While he's talking to his grandmother, his friend starts eating the peanuts on the coffee table, and finishes them off.
As they're leaving, his friend says to his grandmother, "Thanks for the peanuts."

She says, "Yeah, since I lost my dentures I can only suck the chocolate off 'em."