A Modern Fable...

[Tiger]

A Modern Fable :D

The madam opened the brothel door and saw a rather dignified,well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties or early fifties.
'May I help you sir?' she asked.
'I want to see Valerie,' the man replied.
'Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps would prefer someone else', said the madam.
'No, I must see Valerie,' he replied.
Just then, Valerie appeared and announced to the man she charged $5,000.00 a visit.
Without hesitation, the man pulled out five thousand dollars and gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs.
After an hour, the man calmly left...
The next night, the man appeared again, once more demanding to see Valerie.
Valerie explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row as she was too expensive...and there were no discounts, the price was still $5,000.00...
Again, the man pulled out the money, gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs.
After an hour or so, he left.
The following night the man was there yet again. And yes, it was Valerie he wished to see.
Everyone was astounded that he had come for a third consecutive night, but he paid Valerie $5,000.00 and they went upstairs.
After their session, Valerie said to the man, 'No one has ever been with me three nights in a row. Where are you from?'
The man replied, ' Toronto .'
'Really', she said. 'I have family there, but we haven't been in touch for years. 'They're kinda ashamed at what I do.'
'I know.' the man said. 'They told me that after your mother died last week. I'm the executor of the estate and you were mentionmed in the will. Your sister asked me to find you and to make sure you got your share of the the inheritance...It was $15,000.00' :o

The moral of the fable is that three things in life are certain...
1. Death
2. Taxes
3. Being screwed by a lawyer :o :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

[Coil Coyle]

The Moral of this story:

And I have lived my life by it...

A Lawyer can never screw you if you never submit yourself to their Judicial theatre.

Think Positively,
;)
Coil