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Started by Tiger, September 26, 2006, 10:39:14 AM

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Tiger

September 26, 2006, 10:39:14 AM
 ;D ;D ;D ;D :D :D ;) HONEYMOON!!
   
;D A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the crotch. 
Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground. As soon as he could manage,  he took himself to the doctor.
He said "How bad is it doc? ... I'm going on my honeymoon next week and  my fiancée is still a virgin  - in every way"

The doctor told him, "I'll have to put your willie in a splint to let it heal and keep it straight.  It should be okay next week." 
He took four tongue depressors and formed a neat little 4 sided splint, and taped it all   together; .... an impressive  work of art.
  The guy mentions none of this to his girl, marries her, and goes on their honeymoon. 
That night in the motel room,  she rips open her blouse to reveal her beautiful firm breasts. 
She said, "You're the first; no one has EVER seen or touched these."

He immediately drops his pants and replies,
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"Look at this honey......still in the CRATE!"  ;D ;D ;D :D :D ;)

Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming HOOOOYA lets go again baby !!!!!!

'82 Vision, Pearl Orange finish, lots of up-grades!!!

louthepou

#1
September 26, 2006, 01:26:49 PM
Oh boy. What have you been drinking lately, Tiger?

;D

Lou
Hi, my name is Louis, and I'm a Vision-o-holic

Mutt

#2
September 26, 2006, 01:52:25 PM
I thought maybe he was going to say something like..."Look honey, I've got a woody"!  ::)

Mutt
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vavision

#3
September 28, 2006, 09:32:53 AM
Tiger- best punch line ever!
It's not about living, it's about living well. Enjoy each moment.

MargaretAnderson

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November 29, 2010, 12:44:45 PM Last Edit: February 12, 2011, 05:24:14 PM by admin
Something alike was discussed on the Yahoo! Answers last week, i can share a link if you want some





Admin:  Zap!  :police:

Re-Vision

#5
February 11, 2011, 06:38:24 PM
Looks like some kind of crossed wires.     BDC

Lucky

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February 12, 2011, 07:53:46 AM Last Edit: February 12, 2011, 07:57:06 AM by Lucky
Oh look! a Bot!!  haven't seen one here in a while...

BDC, look at the date on the previous posts.  in "her" sig there is a link (don't follow it)  the sigs ramble. The grammar & spelling are skewed... this is a bot to be sure...
1982/3 XZ550 Touring Vison, Gold on Black

YellowJacket!

#7
February 13, 2011, 06:25:55 PM
Quote from: Lucky on February 12, 2011, 07:53:46 AM
Oh look! a Bot!!  haven't seen one here in a while...

BDC, look at the date on the previous posts.  in "her" sig there is a link (don't follow it)  the sigs ramble. The grammar & spelling are skewed... this is a bot to be sure...

Yeah, I alerted Ron.  Looks like he "zapped" her.

Usually what someone like that does is make a bunch of useless posts to get their count up then start going through the member lists and harvesting emails and other available contact info.

David


Living the dream - I am now a Physician Assistant!!   :-)
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