Cardiologist's Funeral

Started by Night Vision, May 22, 2006, 10:15:58 AM

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Night Vision

since MotorPlow started the brokeback vision thing, I thought I'd slip a joke in. Sorry Tiger, you are still the MC of jokes

Cardiologist Funeral

A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge
heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service.

Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart
then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.

At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter.

When all eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just
thinking of my own funeral.............I'm a gynecologist.

. . . . . . .That's when the proctologist left.
if it ain't worth doing it the hard way....
it ain't worth doing it at all - Man Law
;D


if it ain't broke..... take it apart and find out why


don't give up.... don't ever give up - Jimmy Valvano

dj

 :o ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D

That was pretty good.  I almost fell out of my chair from laughing so hard.
2008 Honda Rebel (Black)

Tiger

:-[ (sigh)......Hmmmmmm......not bad for your first attempt, young pretender.... but we will have to get you a new script writer if you are to rise and not die a horrible death... ::)...... ;D ;D ;D :D :D :D ;)  8)

               
  ;D      TIGER        8)

Actually......It is good........LOL..... ;D ;D ;D
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming HOOOOYA lets go again baby !!!!!!

'82 Vision, Pearl Orange finish, lots of up-grades!!!