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Help wanted.....Smile time....

Started by Tiger, August 27, 2006, 08:40:20 AM

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Tiger

;D Subject: HELP WANTED

A local business was looking for office help.
So they put a sign in the window saying: "HELP WANTED" Must be a good typist and be good with a computer.
Successful applicant must be bilingual. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer.

A short time later a lovely golden retriever dog trotted up to the window,saw the sign and went inside.
He looked at the receptionist and wagged his tail, then walked over to the sign, looked at it, whined and pawed the air.
The receptionist called the office manager. He was surprised, to say the
least to see a canine applicant.
However, the dog looked determined, so he led him into the office.
Inside, the dog jumped up on a chair and stared at the manager expectantly.
The manager said, "I can't hire you. The sign says
you must be able to type." The dog jumped down, went to the typewriter
and proceeded to quickly type a perfect business letter.
He took out the page and trotted over to the manager, gave it to him, then jumped back up on the chair.
The manager was stunned, but told the dog, "That
was fantastic, but I'm sorry. The sign clearly says that whoever I hire
has to be good with a computer."
The dog jumped down again, went to the computer and
proceeded to demonstrate his expertise with various programs,
produced a sample spreadsheet and database, then presented them to the manager.
The manager was dumbfounded! He said to the dog,
"Hey, I realize that you are a very intelligent applicant and have fantastic
talent, but you're a dog -- no way could I hire you."
The dog jumped down and went to the sign in the
window and pointed his paw at the words, "Equal Opportunity Employer."
The exasperated manager said, "Yes, I know what the
sign says. But the sign also says you have to be bilingual."
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The dog looked him straight in the eye and said,
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wait for it.....
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................................."Meow."
 

 
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