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THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER

Started by Tiger, August 31, 2006, 08:49:37 PM

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Tiger

THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER
Fresh from the shower, I stood in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts were too small.
Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically came up with a suggestion.
"If you want your breasts to grow, then everyday take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds."

Willing to try anything, I fetched a piece of toilet paper and stood in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.
"How long will this take?", I asked.
"They will grow larger over a period of years", my husband replies.
I stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts bigger over the years?" Without missing a beat he says,..........."Worked for your ass didn't it?"

  He is still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again.

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kiawrench

tiger, you are responsible fo rmy having to sleep on the couch , for the rest of the holiday weekend!!
  let me wife read what had me laughing so much,, and she thought i was trying to tell her something,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,         wonder if i could slip a dragon run in and not be missed?
keep your bike running,your beer cold ,and your passport handy.all are like money in the bank .

YellowJacket!

HAH!  I just told that same joke to someone the other day!  I'm still laughing um limping  ;D

David


Living the dream - I am now a Physician Assistant!!   :-)

hfarley

I wanted the bed all to myself tonight so I showed the joke to my hubby and when he commented that it was so true. Wha lah! he is on the couch tonight. Hehehe! I am such a devil. LOL!
-Heather
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I don't suffer from insanity....I enjoy every minute of it!