IDIOT SIGHTINGS - Funny of the Day

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IDIOT SIGHTING:  Hubby and I had to have the garage door repaired.
>> The Sears repairman told us  that one of our problems was that we
>> did not have a "large" enough motor on  the opener. I thought for a
>> minute, and said that we had the largest one Sears  made at that
>> time,  a 1/2 horsepower. He shook his head and said, "Lady,  you
>> need a 1/4 horsepower." I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4.  He
>> said,  "NO, it's not! Four is larger than two."  We haven't used  the
>> Sears repair since.
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>> IDIOT SIGHTING: I live in a semi rural area. We recently had a new
>> neighbor call the local township administrative office to request
>> the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road. The reason: "Too
>> many deer are being hit by cars out here! I don't think this is a
>> good place for them to be crossing anymore."   From Kingman ,  KS
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>> IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE: My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and
>> ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for  "minimal
>> lettuce."   He said he was sorry, but they only had  iceberg.   He
>> was a Chef?   Yep...From Kansas City !
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>> IDIOT SIGHTING: I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when
>> an airport employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage
>> without your knowledge?"  To which I replied, "If it was without my
>> knowledge, how would I know?"   He smiled knowingly and nodded,
>> "That's why we ask."
>> Happened in Birmingham , Ala.
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>> IDIOT SIGHTING: The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe  to
>> cross the street. I was crossing with a coworker of mine. She  asked
>> if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it  signals blind
>> people when the light is red. Appalled, she  responded, "What on
>> earth are blind people doing driving?!" She was  a probation officer
>> in Wichita, KS
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>> IDIOT SIGHTING: This happened at a good-bye luncheon for an old and
>> dear coworker who was leaving the company due to "downsizing."  Our
>> manager commented cheerfully, "This is fun. We should do this more
>> often!" Not another word was spoken. We all just looked at each
>> other with that deer-in-the-headlights stare.
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>> IDIOT SIGHTING: I work with an individual who plugged her power
>> strip back into itself and couldn't understand why her system would
>> not turn on.  (She was a deputy with the Dallas County Sheriffs
>> office)
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>> IDIOT SIGHTING: When my husband and I arrived at an automobile
>> dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been  locked
>> in it.  We went to the service department and found a  mechanic
>> working feverishly to unlock the driver's side door. As I  watched
>> from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door  handle and
>> discovered that it was unlocked.  "Hey," I announced to  the
>> technician, "Its open!"   His reply, "I know - I already got  that
>> side."  This was at the Ford dealership in Canton, Mississippi
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>> STAY ALERT!
>> They walk amongst us.

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hahahahahahahahaha :D Keep em comming.