LAWYERS COMEDY

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AN ATTORNEY WAS WALKING DOWN A STREET IN MEXICO CITY WHEN HE RAN ACROSS A PET STORE UIT A SIGN THAT READ:



“ GARCIA’S PET STORE, WE SPECIALIZE IN PETS FOR ATTORNEYS”



THE LAWYER WALKS IN AND ASK THE CLERK WHAT PET HE RECCOMENDS.



AFTER A FEW QUESTIONS THE CLERK SUGGEST HE BUY’S ONE OF THE THREE PARROTS IN THE STORE..



THE LAWYER LOOKS AT THE PARROTS AND ASKS THE CLERK HOW MUCH IS THE SKINNIEST LOOKING ONE WITH A NERDY FACE.



CLERK: IT’S $100 DLS.



LAWYER: A $100 DLS, WOW WHAT DOES IT DO? CAN IT TALK?



CLERK: YES. HE ALSO KNOWS BY HEART ALL OF THE LATEST JURISPRUDENCE, THE NAMES OF THE MINISTERS AND FEDERAL JUDGES.



LAWYER: HOW MUCH IS THE ONE NEXT TO IT?



CLERK: IT’S $ 500 DLS.



LAWYER: $500!!! WHAT DOES IT DO?



CLERK: HE KNOWS ALL OF THE JURISPRUDENCE BY HEART, PERSONAL VOTES AND ALL OF THE FEDERAL AND STATE LEGISLATION.



THE ATTORNEY THEN LOOKS AT THE THIRD PARROT, WHICH WAS FAT, POMPOUS, AND JUST SITTING AROUND BEING LAZY, HE THEN ASKS THE CLERK:



LAWYER: HOW MUCH IS THAT FAT PARROT OVER THERE?



CLERK: $ 2,000 DLS.



LAWYER: $2,000 DLS!!!!!! WHAT DOES IT DO?



CLERK: WE’VE HAD IT FOR TWO YEARS NOW AND COULDN’T BE ABLE TO MAKE HIM DO ANYTHING, BUT THOSE TWO DUMB PARROTS OVER THERE CALL HIM MINISTER.  :D :D :D ;D ;D ;D