Hump Day Humor

Started by ColinthePilot, October 17, 2007, 09:21:18 PM

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ColinthePilot

October 17, 2007, 09:21:18 PM
Susie and her mom are going on a trip. It is Susie's first flight. They arrive at the airport and Susie sees all the airplanes, from the largest airliners to the Cessna's from the flight school. Once aboard the airplane, Susie asks her mom, "If big elephants make baby elephants and big giraffes make baby giraffes, do big airplanes make baby airplanes?" Susie's mom isn't quite sure how to answer so she advises Susie to ask the flight attendant. Eventually the drink cart comes around and Susie gets her chance. She asks the flight attendant,"If big elephants make little elephants and big giraffes make baby giraffes, do big airplanes make baby airplanes?" The flight attendant thinks for a minute and says "Well that may be the case with other airlines, but here at Southwest, our airplanes always pull out on time. Have your mommy explain that." :D :D :D :D :D :D ;D ;D ;D
Colin
It pissed me off, so I jammed a screwdriver into it, hit it with a hammer, and spun it around with a pair of vice grips. Let that serve as a warning

Tiger

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October 18, 2007, 06:25:50 AM

:o... :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming HOOOOYA lets go again baby !!!!!!

'82 Vision, Pearl Orange finish, lots of up-grades!!!

Brian Moffet

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October 19, 2007, 10:42:28 PM
I'm glad I wasn't eating or drinking anything  ;D

mr.deux

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October 22, 2007, 02:58:13 PM
Quote from: Brian Moffet on October 19, 2007, 10:42:28 PM
I'm glad I wasn't eating or drinking anything  ;D
LOL sadly I was :D
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