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Started by Aelwulf, November 14, 2008, 03:16:54 AM

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Aelwulf

A list started by some folks on the Kawi forum, still growing...

How riding motorcycles relates with sex:

1: always wear protection! any slip-up will change your life. (lamb skin counts!)
2: you can go the distance by yourself or with a close friend.
3: after a good ride, you smile alot and your hair is a mess.
4: if you are really good, hot women approach you for a ride around the block.
5: your neighbors call with noise complaints.
6: you will skip your classes to do it one more time.
7: if it needs to be fast, wear your shoes.
8: the old people at church do not approve.
9: watch it if you do tricks that require balancing.
10. Safety note: if you look down you are going down!
11. You will know when the ride is over
12. You will know when it's the right ride for you.
13. It is only good to have plenty of gas in one of those situations.
14. Bigger is always better, but not always practical.
15. Wearing a lid keeps the bugs out.
16. Vary your speed during the breaking-in period.
17. If you're gonna go down, you'd better know what you're doing.
18. It's always slipperier when wet.
19. Practicing low-speed maneuvres increases your skill at higher speeds too.
20. Use of turn signals helps to avoid accidents.
21. Change positions every 2 hrs so as to prevent blisters, chafing & bruising.
22. Critiquing your partner's skills helps ensure that they never go down again.
23. Looking down whilst riding is generally considered not good form.
24. Go slow until you are skilled in the twisties.
25. Don't let up on the power in the curves!
26. The harder I twist, the louder she screams.
27. It's a good idea to carry a raincoat, even if you don't think you'll need it.
28. It's always better to have an experienced partner.
29. Make sure you're displaying the right signals, or somebody could get hurt.
30. Sometimes it is safer to pull out fast.
31. If you want her to purr, put some wrist into it.
32. If you want to go anywhere, she has to be turned on first.
33. Stay away from baggage unless you're in it for the long haul.
34. It is good practice to stay upright for the duration of the ride.
35. After a break, it is good to ride again.
36. Conversation is better AFTER the ride.
37. It's good to warm up before jumping on.
38. It's almost always better to ride with a partner
39. There is no such thing as a one night sidestand, usually
40. It's good practice to check your oil before the ride.

Ah, such fun to be out riding...
*thunk*
What was that?!

'82 Yamaha Vision XZ550RJ
'07 Kawasaki Vulcan 1600 Mean Streak Special Edition (VN1600B)

YellowJacket!

#1
My favorite ride is the V-Twins  ;D

Who needs viagra when you have a V-Twin between your legs  ;D

9 out of 10 women prefer shaft drives.  :o

You can hear me coming from miles away   :D

David


Living the dream - I am now a Physician Assistant!!   :-)

Rick G

That kind of reminds me of the old Hot rodders saying ." Injection is great , but I'd rather be blown"
Rick G
Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there in lurks the skid demon
'82.5 Yamaha XZ550 RJ  Vision,
'90 Suzuki VX800, 1990 Suzuki DR350.
'74  XL350   Honda , 77 XL350 Honda, 78 XL350 Honda, '82 XT 200 Yamaha, '67 Yamaha YG1TK, 80cc trail bike

The Prophet of Doom

Vision riders have natural aspirations