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Any of you ROV,S play golf ?

Started by BREWSKI, November 21, 2006, 06:33:51 PM

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BREWSKI

Two golfers on a green,one golfer is lining up his putt,the other golfer asks isn,t that a new putter he answers yes just got it today,other asks what happened to the old putter ,he replys " the damn thing couldn,t swim Brewski.......
GEORGE BATES

Tiger

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 ;D OR.......

                                  Religious battle golf

The Pope met with the College of Cardinals to discuss a proposal from Shimon Peres, the former leader of Israel. "Your holiness," said one of the Cardinals, "Mr. Peres wants to determine whether Jews or Catholics are superior, by challenging you to a golf match." The Pope was greatly disturbed, as he had never held a golf club in his life.

"Not to worry," said the Cardinal, "we'll call America and talk to Jack Nicklaus. We'll make him a Cardinal, he can play Shimon Peres... We can't lose!" Everyone agreed it was a good idea. The call was made and, of course, Jack was honored and agreed to play.

The day after the match, Nicklaus reported to the Vatican to inform the Pope of his success in the match. "I came in second, your Holiness," said Nicklaus.

"Second?!!" exclaimed the surprised Pope. "You came in second to Shimon Peres?!!"

"No," said Nicklaus, "second to Rabbi Woods."  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :D :D :D :D... ;)
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming HOOOOYA lets go again baby !!!!!!

'82 Vision, Pearl Orange finish, lots of up-grades!!!

Night Vision

oh... I get the joke..
good one Brewski...

Tiger... "Rabbi Woods" is that like a play on Tiger Woods? ... funny, he doesn't look Jewish...

.... shut up Kramer   >:(
if it ain't worth doing it the hard way....
it ain't worth doing it at all - Man Law
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if it ain't broke..... take it apart and find out why


don't give up.... don't ever give up - Jimmy Valvano

Coil Coyle

I tried golf and didn't like it. The bag of clubs gave the Vision a bad low speed wobble and as I tried to swing the stand punched into the lawn.

;D

Coil