Reminded me of Yellowjacket

[Re-Vision]

A cop stops a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed limit,
so he asks the biker his name.

'David,' he replies.

'David what?' the officer asks.

'Just David,' the man responds.

The officer is in a good mood and thinks he might just give the biker a
break and write him out a warning instead of a ticket. The officer then
presses him for the last name.

The man tells him that he used to have a last name but lost it.  The officer
thinks that he has a nut case on his hands but plays along with it. 'Tell
me, David, how did you lose your last name?'

The biker replies, 'It's a long story, so stay with me.  I was born David
Johnson.  I studied hard and got good grades.

When I got older, I realized that I wanted to be a doctor.  I went through
college, medical school, internship, residency, and finally got my degree,
so I was David Johnson, MD.  After a while I got bored being a doctor, so I
decided to go back to school.

Dentistry was my dream!  Got all the way through School, got my degree, so
then I was Fred Johnson, MD, DDS.

Got bored doing dentistry, so I started fooling around with my assistant and
she gave me VD, so now I was David Johnson, MD, DDS, with VD.

Well, the  ADA found out about the VD, so they took away my DDS.

Then I was David Johnson, MD, with VD.  Then the AMA found out about the ADA
taking away my  DDS  because of the VD, so they took away my MD leaving me
as David Johnson with VD.

Then the VD took away my Johnson, so now I am Just David.'

The officer walked away in tears, laughing.                BDC

[YellowJacket!]

LOL!!

Somebody emailed that to me the other day.  Got a good laugh from it too.

David