An engineer dies...

[Tiger]

 ;D An engineer dies and reports to the Pearly Gates...

St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer -- you're in the wrong place."

So, the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in...

Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements.

After awhile, they've got air conditioning, fresh running water, flush toilets, escalators, all sorts of mod con's...the engineer is becoming a pretty popular guy... 8)

One day, God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in hell?"

Satan replies, "Hey, things are going great. We've got air conditioning, fresh running water, flush toilets and escalators...there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."

God replies, "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake, he should never have gone down there...send him up here, right now."

Satan says, "No way." I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him."

God says, "Send him back up here OR... I'll sue you Nick."

El Diablo laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?" :o ;D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D... 8)

[h2olawyer]

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[Rick G]

Opps, H20  seems at a loss for words! :D :D :D :D :D