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Title: Subject: Asses
Post by: Tiger on June 01, 2007, 09:32:14 PM

:)

Subject: Asses

We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where:

:) means a smile and

:( is a frown.

Sometimes these are represented by

:-)

:-(

Well, how about some "ASSICONS?"
Here goes:

(_!_) a regular ass

(__!__) a fat ass

(!) a tight ass

(_*_) a sore ass

{_!_} a swishy ass

(_o_) an ass that's been around

(_x_) kiss my ass

(_X_) leave my ass alone

(_Zzz_) a tired ass

(_E=mc2_) a smart ass

(_$$$_) Money coming out of his ass

(_???_) Dumb Ass

;D ;D ;D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D... ;)... 8)

Title: Re: Subject: Asses
Post by: YellowJacket! on June 02, 2007, 09:15:30 AM

(_*_)
!
**

Don't ask

Title: Re: Subject: Asses
Post by: kiawrench on June 09, 2007, 04:41:20 PM

lol-- dave-- that one seems to be ass in trouble (or ass in jail )

Title: Re: Subject: Asses
Post by: dj on June 10, 2007, 07:14:14 PM

Quote from: DaveTN on June 02, 2007, 09:15:30 AM
(_*_)
!
**

Don't ask

Don't tell Dave, we didn't want to know about your weekend activities!!!!!!!!!

;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Subject: Asses
Post by: Tiger on June 10, 2007, 08:53:40 PM

Quote from: DaveTN on June 02, 2007, 09:15:30 AM
(_*_)
!
**

Don't ask

:-[ Did Davey boy have an...ENEMA...by chance ??? :o ;D :D :D :D :D :D... :-[ prior to a proctostamy/colonoscapy/butt scope... :o

...Do I win... ;)

8).......TIGER....... 8)

Title: Re: Subject: Asses
Post by: h2olawyer on June 10, 2007, 09:59:56 PM

Quote from: DaveTN on June 02, 2007, 09:15:30 AM
(_*_)
!
**

Don't ask

Rock Hudson?

H₂O

Title: Re: Subject: Asses
Post by: Lucky on June 11, 2007, 12:46:45 AM

Dave, i'm going to go stand over there...WAY over there!...

Title: Re: Subject: Asses
Post by: YellowJacket! on June 11, 2007, 05:49:59 AM

H2O's on the right track.

Don't worry Lucky, you're safe around me. well, at least your (_!_) is.

David

Title: Re: Subject: Asses
Post by: Night Vision on June 11, 2007, 08:46:44 AM

what happens in Tennessee, better stay in Tennessee :o

Title: Re: Subject: Asses
Post by: Lucky on June 11, 2007, 09:10:57 AM

ok, that's just wrong....

Title: Re: Subject: Asses
Post by: YellowJacket! on June 11, 2007, 09:36:54 AM

man, y'all think really dirty things.
It means hemmorhoids....a bad case of them. :o :o

;D

David

Title: Re: Subject: Asses
Post by: dj on June 11, 2007, 09:44:53 AM

(_$_) broke ass (in the red)

(_X_) sore ass (hemmorhoids)

(_X_) dirty ass

() no ass

(_____X_____) way to much ass

Title: Re: Subject: Asses
Post by: Lucky on June 11, 2007, 09:50:45 AM

...Whew!...

Title: Re: Subject: Asses
Post by: dj on June 11, 2007, 09:53:05 AM

Quote from: DaveTN on June 11, 2007, 09:36:54 AM
man, y'all think really dirty things.
It means hemmorhoids....a bad case of them. :o :o

;D

David

I think everyone will let you ride in the front from now on, just to be safe. We don't want to worry about someone, although I wont say any names, staring at our butts on group rides.

;D

Title: Re: Subject: Asses
Post by: YellowJacket! on June 11, 2007, 02:59:13 PM

Last year Lucky and I went on a long and somewhat random ride. We went a little further than we intended to and while neither of us will admit it, I tink we got a little lost. Anyway, it was before Lucky had tuned my carbs so while he had aboutr a 1/4 tank left, I was running on fumes. We were out in teh sticks and came across a gas station and of course, it had just closed. As it turned out, there was still someone there and she was nice enough to turn the pumps back on for us. Whew.
I told Lucky I was glad we were able to get the gas because It had been a while since I had ever ridden 2 up and I wasn't thrilled about holding on to him. He laughed and told me that he would have left me there while he went for gas. ;D :o Sheeeesssshh. ;D

David

Title: Re: Subject: Asses
Post by: dj on June 11, 2007, 03:09:01 PM

Don't blame him for that. I'd do the same thing, I don't want any guy riding two up with me. ;D

Title: Re: Subject: Asses
Post by: YellowJacket! on June 12, 2007, 11:27:15 AM

(_! Half Assed ;D

David

Title: Re: Subject: Asses
Post by: kiawrench on June 12, 2007, 10:17:37 PM

() = no ass at all

definatey does not apply to sarah silverman (see maximonline.com ) unless you read hardcopy MAXIM - too good to ever be bad, imho

Title: Re: Subject: Asses
Post by: YellowJacket! on June 12, 2007, 10:57:41 PM

** 00 : % oo OO @@ 8

heh heh heh yougottalottaballs
the things you can do with keyboard symbols....especially after you are brain fried after studying for a big exam.

;D

David

Title: Re: Subject: Asses
Post by: dj on June 13, 2007, 07:24:28 AM

\\ //
(- -)
(+) (Horse head or donkey head)

;D Let's see what every one else can "draw" with the keyboard.

Title: Re: Subject: Asses
Post by: YellowJacket! on June 13, 2007, 08:44:46 PM

Title: Re: Subject: Asses
Post by: Lucky on June 13, 2007, 08:59:42 PM

hmm lets see what i can do...

Title: Re: Subject: Asses
Post by: YellowJacket! on June 13, 2007, 09:59:40 PM

pffffbbbbbbttttt!

Showoff. ;D ;D ;D

David

Title: Re: Subject: Asses
Post by: dj on June 14, 2007, 07:14:07 AM

Dave - what is your picture? I can't tell what it should be.

Lucky - that's cheating, I don't believe you actually did that one. I'll be thoroughly impressed if you did though. ;D

I asked for people to see what they could come up with (on their own, not from the internet).

Title: Re: Subject: Asses
Post by: YellowJacket! on June 14, 2007, 08:09:31 PM

The one I posted is a girl in a red satin dress. Apparently the copy and paste did not translate over well. I am not the author of it though. It came from a group of hackers called "inNYC". (for which I AM NOT a member of) :o

David

Title: Re: Subject: Asses
Post by: Lucky on June 14, 2007, 08:56:43 PM

yup i cheated

here is a rose for my wife
@-->-->----

that's about it for me

Title: Re: Subject: Asses
Post by: kiawrench on June 15, 2007, 07:22:08 AM

pictures and stuff from a keyboard--- ? i am lucky if i can get this thing to type out what i hit on the keys! i still dont know what is happening to the E at the end of some words. think it is a virus,, even happens when someone else uses this keyboard --- darn letters shift after you hit enter key (or on this forum- the post
button )

Title: Re: Subject: Asses
Post by: inanecathode on June 15, 2007, 10:06:00 AM

. /VV\......../VV\....../VV\...
(/^-^)/ $^-^$ \(^-^)/
.`V`V.......`V`V......./``\

Title: Re: Subject: Asses
Post by: mdskinner731 on July 09, 2007, 01:21:33 PM

( . ) ( . ) ;D

hooters gotta love em...

Title: Re: Subject: Asses
Post by: dj on July 09, 2007, 01:35:37 PM

Quote from: mdskinner731 on July 09, 2007, 01:21:33 PM
( . ) ( . ) ;D

hooters gotta love em...

NICE Pair!!!

Title: Re: Subject: Asses
Post by: Aelwulf on July 09, 2007, 01:36:33 PM

<(^^<) <(^^)> (>^^)> (>^^<) <(^^)>

Just celebratin' is all ;)

Title: Re: Subject: Asses
Post by: dj on July 09, 2007, 01:38:34 PM

Quote from: Aelwulf on July 09, 2007, 01:36:33 PM
<(^^<) <(^^)> (>^^)> (>^^<) <(^^)>

Just celebratin' is all ;)

not sure exactly what it is, but I'll take a stab at what it could be. It looks like a little round guy waving his arms around in a little dance. Am I right??? or am I just crazy???

Title: Re: Subject: Asses
Post by: Aelwulf on July 09, 2007, 01:48:13 PM

Yeah, that's right. Think critters from Final Fantasy game or other anime/Pokemon sorta critters. :) Forget where I saw 'em first.

Title: Re: Subject: Asses
Post by: Brian Moffet on July 09, 2007, 01:48:24 PM

I thought they were ears...

Riders Of Vision

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