funny

[ps2/bikevision]

Some of you will enjoy this more than others... Southerners can be so
polite!

   Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 273 -- You are cleared to land
eastbound on runway 9R

   Saudi Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land
on infidel's runway 9R - Allah be Praised."

   Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Iran Air 511 --You are cleared to land
westbound on runway 9R."

   Iran Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. We are cleared to land on
infidel's runway 9R. - Allah is Great."

   Pause...

   Saudi Air: " ATLANTA ATC - ATLANTA ATC"

   Atlanta ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 273."

   Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFTS FOR THE SAME
RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE,
INSTRUCTIONS PLEASE."

   Atlanta ATC: "Well bless your hearts. And praise Jesus. Y'all be
careful now and tell Allah "hey" for us".