A burglar breaks into a house. He sees a CD player that he wants so he takes it.
Then he hears a voice "JESUS is watching you".
He looks around with his flashlight wandering "What The HELL Was That?".
He spots some $ on a table and takes them...... :o
Once again he hears a voice "Jesus is watching YOU"
He hides in a corner trying to find where the voice came from. He spots a birdcage with a parrot in it!
He goes over and asks " Was that you?".
"YES", replies the parrot.
"What's your name?", asks the burglar.
It's "MOSES".
The burglar says " What kind of person names his bird moses??"
The parrot replys "THE SAME PERSON THAT NAMES HIS ROTWEILER "JESUS". ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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During their silver anniversary, a wife reminded her husband: Do you remember when you proposed to me, I was so overwhelmed that I didn't talk for an hour?"
The hubby replied: "Yes, honey, that was the happiest hour of my life."
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A guy walks past a mental hospital and hears a moaning voice "13.......13.......13.........13"
The man looked over to the hospital and saw a hole in the wall, he looked through the hole and gets poked in the eye.
The moaning voice then groaned ''14.........14.........14.......14.''