A Little Different

[Re-Vision]

1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.  He acquired his size from too much pi.

2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.

3. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.

4. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

5. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.

6. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

7. Two silk worms had a race.  They ended up in a tie.

8. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall.  The police are looking into it.

9. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

10. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger.  Then, it hit me.

11. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said, 'Keep off the Grass.'

12. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital.  When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, 'No change yet.'

13. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

14. It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just idn't have the balls to do it.

15. The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

16. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

17. A backward poet writes inverse.

18. In democracy, it's your vote that counts.  In feudalism, it's your count that votes.

19 . When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.

20. Don't join dangerous cults: Practice safe sects.

BDC

[YellowJacket!]

LOL!

8)

David

[Coil Coyle]

True story;
I was walking behind 2nd base to the marble games at Pioneer Drive Schools 3rd grade and up playground when everybody started calling, "get back! Arnie Story is up!"

Arnie hit as I got near 3rd base and as I watched the ball...

10. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger.  Then, it hit me.

in the right cheek!

It's not easy being left handed and thoughtful in the real world, a disadvantage actually.

;D
Coil.

[YellowJacket!]

A man was smoking while he filled his motorcycles gas tank. Unfortunately he set himself on fire and was running around the gas station trying to wave someone down for help but was promptly arrested.......




For waiving a fire arm in public,


David