TWO LADIES TALKING IN HEAVEN

[ps2/bikevision]

> 1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.
> 2nd woman: Hi! I'm Kelly. How'd you die?
> 1st woman: I froze to Death.
> 2nd woman: How horrible!
> 1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began
> to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?
> 2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband
> was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I
> found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
> 1st woman: So, what happened?
> 2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I
> started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and
> searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and
> checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere,
> and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart
> attack and died.
>
> 1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be
> alive