Lumping Dislikes Together

[Re-Vision]

A plane leaves Heathrow Airport with a Jewish captain. His copilot is
Chinese. It's the first time they've flown together. An awkward silence between
the two seems to indicate a mutual dislike.

Once they reach cruising
altitude, the Jewish captain activates the auto-pilot, leans back in his seat,
and mutters, "I don't like Chinese."

"No?" asks the copilot, "why not?"

"You people bombed Pearl Harbor ."

"No, no", the co-pilot
protests, "Chinese not bomb Peahl Hahbah". Japanese, not Chinese."

"Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese... doesn't matter, you're all alike."

"I no rike Jews." the copilot suddenly announces. "Oh yeah, why
not?" asks the captain.

"Jews sink Titanic," says the co-pilot.

"What? That's insane! Jews didn't sink the Titanic!" exclaims the
captain. "It was an iceberg."

"Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg ,
all same."

BDC