WOMANS YEARLY EXAM

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WOMANS YEARLY EXAM

I went to the doctor for my yearly physical.
The nurse started with certain basics.
"How much do you weigh?", she asked.
"135," I replied.
The nurse put me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 180.

The nurse asked: "Your height?"
"5 feet, 6 inches," I answered.
The nurse checked and saw that I only measure 5 feet, 3 inches.

She then took my blood pressure and told me that it's very high.

"Of course it's high!" I screamed.

"When I came in here I was tall and slender!

Now I'm short and fat.

She put me on Prozac.

What a bitch.