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[Kid Jedi]

Craigslist ad:

Orange Yamaha DT175 dirt bike, No start. I don't know anything about 2 strokes and don't want to. she is assembled and probably needs a carb cleaning. No paperwork has not been registered since 1978 has lights and is street legal. the bike is complete, you could ride it if you got it started and replaced the front innertube. Low rust.
-Parker

Reply:
like to see a picture.

My answer:

Look up a picture of the motorcycle new, now imagine it after sitting in a leaky barn for 10 years, now imagine that before it even got to that god forsaken barn it was bashed up by who knows how many owners, and their respective buddies for 20 years at which point it broke and collected dirt in aforementioned barn

its a $150 dollar dirt bike What are you expecting?

And It already sold

[Kojo]

Wow, that's honest. Most people say "NEEDS TLC EMAIL FOR PICS" and leave it at that.

[Kid Jedi]

i don't think honesty motivated me to respond in such a way...

[funkamongus]

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