for all you stuck at your job with your boss ragging on you
http://media.putfile.com/16-Ways-To-Whack-Your-Boss (http://media.putfile.com/16-Ways-To-Whack-Your-Boss)
I think I've used at least 4 of those methods! :)
Mutt
That's originally an interactive flash "game" from here
http://www.doodie.com/anger_management.php
The ruler on the desk is the fastest way to go! :P
Mutt
lol,,, bet some of the products i have delivered in the last few months would do a much faster, more efficient job of this task,,, you may have to re-develope afterwards, but the job WILL be done.
You could just bring him a spinach salad for lunch!