funkamongus needs help. GOT THE JOB!! Thanks!!!!

[funkamongus]

Hi all. Ive been out of work for quite some time and have decided to try to go back to what I did before. A Musician. I know, weird falling back on that, but anyone can shovel, and there are no jobs doing it... So, I ALSO, used to do a Garth Brooks Impersonation, a really good one even, for Legends in Concert. Im not a fan, but I can sound like him and look enough like him to pass and Its LOTS of fun.
So, enough background, this is the thing. Im trying to get solidly back in the biz and gigs are coming, slowly, but coming. I have an offer to possibly do something big and I need support. I started a fan page on Facebook. I'll never ask for money or anything, ts just a fan page where I can send announcements like where im playing and stuff.. Would you please help me and come by and take a look at my site and even be a fan!! It sure would go a long way to get me into more gigs and I sure could use the work. Im tired of being part of the problem and want to go back to being part of the solution and you can help.
I hope to see you there.

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Garth-Brooks-Imposter-Scott-Parsons/108140049209728?ref=ts

Again, no goods or offers of goods.. strictly to help me out in number.

If you're close to Laughlin in July I'll be at the River Palms the 6th to the 15th, and Im waiting on a possible gig to come through in Branson, full time!! Stop by the page, stop by the gig! Thanks.

[kev10104]

Good idea funk,I will visit it for sure.

[kev10104]

I am not sure if i did it correctly but i said I might be attending your next show.

[nwrider]

Very happy to help Scott.  In fact, here's a link to a place called audiocandy.   http://www.audiocandy.com/   My long time friend in Spokane, WA, Bob Rice, is a radio personality and musician.  This is his newest venture, you might find it useful.  You can find him on fb as well.  Search his name, when you see a face hiding behind the Washburn you've found him.

Good Luck,
Ben

[funkamongus]

HAHAHA I have a washburn Bass that is my workhorse.. I gutted it and changed out everything but I love it!! I'll look him up thank you NW rider!!!! And Thank you all, guys, for helping a brother out!!! Id sure rather be employed than unemployed and this may really help.

[Brian Moffet]

As long as you don't mind having a liberal being a fan, sure  :police:

(hmm, I thought that was a halo...)

[funkamongus]

HAHAHAHAHHA I welcome any and all fans,, even liberals.. well,, if I have to!! thanks, Brian!! LOL

[funkamongus]

It seems to be working so far, I have over 100 folks to my site.. I hope I can et a job near you and hang out and have a beer!! Hell, I might even have a bike with me!!

[Brian Moffet]

I hope I can et a job near you and hang out and have a beer!!

Better be careful, I could convert you...

[funkamongus]

The problem with US over here on the other side, is that we ARE open minded! hahahaha So, Im not betting against ya on the one hand, on the other, the progressive agenda is going to take a lot of talking for you to convince me of. FDR, Wilson, LBJ, all saddled the US with debt we are now coming to terms with, and this guy is giving even more entitlement programs and will further the progressive agenda greatly before he is stopped. Dont be fooled, he will be stopped. Its a long time until we can vote him out but vote him out we will. I still love ya, and Id still buy you a beer!! I think BOTH sides are the problem, by the way. They BOTH know what we want and neither is doing it. They are no longer serving or representing us, they serve and represent themselves. Im open to anything that more closely represents what we started as. That would mean some major undoing of some really major stuff. But thats a long conversation. One that I AM open to having. 

[Brian Moffet]

I do have one question though.

Who is Garth Brooks?

[funkamongus]

I said the same question.. I really did...

[Re-Vision]

I think he's a gay cowboy singer.   BDC

[funkamongus]

Oh, he's cowboy?? I didnt know that part!! LOL... when an elvis guy came to me, years ago, on a cruise ship and said, I can make you some money if you dress and sound like Garth, I said, whats a garth.. really. All these years later and Im just now finding out he's gay?!?!?!?! Damn... This little piece of info makes a lot of things make more sense....

[akvision]

He's Arlo Guthrie's nephew.... I think.  He's kind of liberal.

[funkamongus]

Liberal I wouldnt have guessed either!!  Not after "American Honky Tonk Bar Association". Learn something everyday..

[akvision]

ar is a liberal... did you ever see... alice's resturant.

[funkamongus]

No... I missed that one.. Ive heard of it, but never saw it. Garth seems conservative until I listened again to We Shall Be Free.. Some liberal stuff in there.. but Garth doesnt write the songs as much as pick em out... I should watch Alices Restaurant just for my own education.. Ive heard the song, I should watch the movie! 

[kiawrench]

i dont really care what garth does after the lights go out, i figure it is his own to worry over. but i would like to cash and keep at least one royalty check , fellas, he makes more in royalties per month than a lot of hard working folks make in a year . as for the trisha yearwood thing,,, sorry , just too much weight for me to bring along on a dragon ride!!

[funkamongus]

HAHAHAHa now THATS what IM talking about!!! Kia!! you and me need to hang out!! I love your sense of humor!!