Irish Joke O’ the Day

[vadasz1]

Paddy rings his new girlfriend's door bell, holding a large bunch of
flowers. She opens the door, sees the flowers, and drags him in. She lies
back on the couch, pulls her skirt up, rips her knickers off and says
'This is for the flowers!' :-* :-*

'Don't be silly,' says Paddy, 'You must have a vase somewhere!' :o :o :o

[iain]

Wish my girlfriend would do that when I get her flowers

Iain
NZ