the only requirement for becoming a Visionary is owning a Vision, i think this should be added: (with apologies to Dave 'dchakrab')
There should be a New Vision Owners oath:
I solemnly swear to faithfully perform all my own maintenance, to preserve, protect & defend the reputation of my bike, Perform repairs to the best of my abilities, repair my own ride and keep it from being parted out, so help me God or whichever deity you pray to when some idiot pulls out and makes a left, right in front of you. -Amen!
::EDIT:: I have made this into a certificate, just for fun, Email me if you want one, it's in Word format.
--Lucky
Heh, make it like a blood pact but signed in used motor oil and sealed with a stamp of the left side engine casing.
Drive shaft oil would be more appropriate, Extent :)
Hey Lucky, I'll e-mail you (I could decorate my bedroom with the certificate?)
Lou
:) A flamin' STATOR seal....lol..... 8)
Quote from: Tiger on May 20, 2006, 09:00:14 AM
:) A flamin' STATOR seal....lol..... 8)
Actually a burning stator BRAND on your right arm. We have to use our own stators too. R/R brands are also acceptable.
David
I solemnly swear to faithfully perform all my own maintenance, to preserve, protect & defend the reputation of my bike, Perform repairs to the best of my abilities, repair my own ride and keep it from being parted out, so help me God or whichever deity you pray to when some idiot pulls out and makes a left, right in front of you. -Amen!
I Swear,
DaveTN
Quote from: DaveTN on May 20, 2006, 07:46:02 PM
Quote from: Tiger on May 20, 2006, 09:00:14 AM
:) A flamin' STATOR seal....lol..... 8)
Actually a burning stator BRAND on your right arm. We have to use our own stators too. R/R brands are also acceptable.
David
already got one on my hand. after moving the rr to rear foot peg like an idiot i reached down there and grabed it to see how hot it gets. yea it gets hot. then just for good measure last month after fixing my starter clutch i fired her up and after letting her warm up a bit i reached down and grabed the exhaust and yelled "DAM THATS HOT, WHAT THE F*CK DID I DO THAT FOR, DUM A*S" i dont know what i was thinking.
Quote from: ps2 on May 20, 2006, 11:53:23 PM
i reached down and grabed the exhaust and yelled "DAM THATS HOT, WHAT THE F*CK DID I DO THAT FOR, DUM A*S" i dont know what i was thinking.
Oh god, i'm laughing so hard my wife just came running into the room to see what's wrong!!
If you want to know what gets hot on a Vision, refer to my avatar. It is a pretty good infrared photo taken after about 20 minutes of riding on a 70 degree day!
Quote from: ps2 on May 20, 2006, 11:53:23 PM
already got one on my hand. after moving the rr to rear foot peg like an idiot i reached down there and grabed it to see how hot it gets. yea it gets hot. then just for good measure last month after fixing my starter clutch i fired her up and after letting her warm up a bit i reached down and grabed the exhaust and yelled "DAM THATS HOT, WHAT THE F*CK DID I DO THAT FOR, DUM A*S" i dont know what i was thinking.
I do dumb stuff like that too :(
PS2 - In the words of Bill Engvale (spelling??) "Here's your sign!"
Lucky - I so swear (can I get one of those certificates?)!
Ooooh! We have to have a copy for Tailwheel's workshop!
:) Thanks Lucky......now up on show in my garage...... 8)
I do solemnly swear............
everytime I fix something something else pops up :'(
email that sucker would ya lucky?
Haunter you need to send me an email, yours isn't listed in your profile.
--Lucky
fixed that............emailed you anyways
I swear Lucky! Can I have a cert too? I also swear to ride when I can and smile with the biggest grin that I can as I am going down the highway!
I don't have a burnt staor on my arm but I did get an imprint of the gas cap on my cheek when I feel asleep on my bike while sitting on it in the garage. LOL! Does that count?
-Heather
Quote from: hfarley on May 24, 2006, 10:15:59 AM
....but I did get an imprint of the gas cap on my cheek when I feel asleep on my bike while sitting on it in the garage. LOL! Does that count?
I think that qualifies for a separate award and plaque :D :D :D
hallo Lucky oh its great,can I get one of those certificates??
Email rider2666@wp.pl
Best regards
Konrad