Government job

[vadasz1]

A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job.
The interviewer asks him, 'Are you allergic to anything?'
He replies, 'Yes - caffeine.'
'Have you ever been in the military service?'
'Yes,' he says. 'I was in Iraq for two years.'
The interviewer says, 'That will give you 5 extra points towards employment.'
Then he asks, 'Are you disabled in any way?'
The guy says, 'Yes... An IED exploded near me and I lost both of my testicles.'
The interviewer grimaces and then says,
'O. K. You've got enough points for me to hire you right now.
Our normal hours are from 8:00am to 4:00pm
You can start tomorrow at 10:00am. Please plan on starting at 10:00am every day.'

The guy is puzzled and says,
'If the work hours are from 8:00am. To 4:00pm, why don't you want me to here until 10:00am?'

'This is a government job,' the interviewer says.
'For the first 2 hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that. 
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[funkamongus]

LOL!!!! SO true,, and they definitely arent caffeine junkies in there either!!!!