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A young man appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
St. Peter asked. "Have you ever done anything of particular merit?"
"Well, I can think of one thing," the man offered.
"Once, on a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota , I came upon a gang of 20 bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone but they wouldn't listen.
So I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him in his face, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I then kicked his bike over...and I yelled, "Now, back off!!! Or I'll kick the life out of ALL of you! "
St.Peter was impressed, "When did this happen?" he asked...
The young man replied.......
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>> "about three minutes ago"... :o ;D ;D ;D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D