Walk on water

[vadasz1]

Joe heard a rumor that his father, grandfather and great-grandfather had all walked on water on their 21st birthdays.
So, on his 21st birthday, Joe and his good friend Brian headed out to the lake. "If they did it, I can too!" he insisted.

When Joe and Brian arrived at the lake, they rented a boat and began paddling. When the got to the middle of the lake, Joe stepped off of the side of the boat... and damn near drowned.

Furious and somewhat shamed, he and Brian headed for home.

When Joe arrived back at the family farm, he asked his grandmother for an explanation. "Grandma, why can I not walk on water like my father, and his father, and his father before him?"

The feeble old grandmother took Joe by the hands, looked into his eyes, and explained, "That's because your father, grandfather, and great-grandfather were born in January... you were born in July, dear."

[YellowJacket!]

LOL....took me a minute but I finally got it!


David

[ps2/bikevision]

i was thinking at first it was gonna have somthing to to with Bacardi 151. ive know a few people that thought they could walk on water after drinking that and kept walking into the lake till it was over there head and had to be pulled out. mean stuff but its sooooo good. ;D

[h2olawyer]

Joe was not born in Canada!   ;D  (Or the Colorado Rockies for that matter.)

H₂O