Man's viewpoint.......

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Man's viewpoint :

1.. When I was born, I got a choice - A big dick or a good memory. I am not able to remember, what did I choose?



2.. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.



3.. My wife is a s e x object. Every time I ask for s e x, she objects.



4.. Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings".



5.. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men -'don't' and 'stop', unless they are used together = 'don't stop'!



6.. Panties are not the best thing on earth, but next to best thing on earth



7.. There are three stages to sex in a person's life: Tri Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly.



8.. Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.



9.. Q : What's an Australian kiss? A : The same thing as a French kiss, only down under



10.. A couple just married were happy with the whole thing. He was happy with the Hole and She was happy with the Thing.



11.. Q : What are the three biggest tragedies in a man's life?  A : Life sucks, job sucks and the wife doesn't!



12.. Teacher: Use "harassment" in a sentence. Johnny: Her mouth said no, but "her ass meant" yes.



13.. Q : What's the difference between a bitch and a whore? A : A whore sleeps with everyone at the party and a bitch sleeps with everyone except you.



14.. Q : Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? A : Breasts don't have eyes.......



15.. Despite the old saying, "Don't take your troubles to bed", many men still sleep with their wives!