Christmas joke corner...

[Tiger]

 :D  :police: A cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street, when a sweet little girl on her new shiny bike stopped beside him...

:police: 'Nice bike,' the cop said. 'Did Santa bring it to you?'

'Yes Sir,' the little girl said, 'he sure did!'

:police: The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5 ticket for a safety violation.

The cop said, 'Give this to your Dad, and next year, tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it!'

The young girl looked up at the cop and said, 'Nice horse you've got there Sir. Did Santa bring it to you?'

:police: Playing along with the girl, he chuckled and answered, 'Yes, he sure did!'

The little girl looked up at the cop and said:

















'Next year tell Santa; The dick goes underneath the horse, not on top'!!! :o ;D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D... 8)