24 hrs to live

[kwells]

Malik returns from the doctor and tells his wife, Laquita, that the doctor has told him he has only 24 hours to live. Given this prognosis, Malik asks Laquita for sex.  Naturally, she agrees, and they "get busy."



About six hours later, Malik goes to Laquita and says, "Honey, you know I now have only 18 hours to live. Could we please do it one more time?" Of course, Laquita agrees, and they do it again.



Later, as Malik gets into bed, he looks at his watch and realizes that he now has only 8 hours left. He touches Laquita's shoulder, and asks, "Honey, please.... just one more time before I die." She says, "Of course, Big Daddy," and they make love for the third time. After this session, Laquita rolls over and falls asleep.



Malik, however, worried about his impending death, tosses and turns, until he's down to 4 more hours. He taps Laquita, who rouses. "Honey, I have only 4 more hours. Do you think we could..." At this point Laquita sits up and says, "Listen, Mother-$%@*#, I have to get up in the morning.  You don't!