A stroll on the beach.

[Rick G]

There was fellow  laying on the beach, who had been sunning himself, with only a small speedo on. He was concerned that he was not getting a tan on his private parts, but didn't want any more sun on the rest of his body.
His solution was to bury him self in the sand , except for his penis.

Two old ladies were strolling down the beach , when one saw it sticking out of the sand.
She commented to her friend, " when I was 18 I was scared of them, when I was 35 I enjoyed them immensely , When I was 50, I had trouble finding a willing one . Now I'm 70 years old and the damed things are growing wild"