Thanks Honey, but I Just Don't Have an Appetite.

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A woman asks her husband, "Would you like some bacon and eggs; a
slice
of toast, and maybe some grapefruit and coffee?"

He declines.
"Thanks for asking, but I'm not hungry right now. It's
this Viagra," he says.
"It's really taken the edge off my appetite."

At lunchtime she asked him
if he would like something, "A bowl of
soup, homemade muffins, or a cheese
sandwich?"

He declines. "The Viagra," he says, "really trashes my desire
for food."

Come dinnertime, she asks if he wants anything to eat. "Would
you like
a juicy rib eye steak and scrumptious apple pie? Or maybe
a
rotisseriechicken or tasty stir fry?"

He declines again. "No," he
says, "it's got to be the Viagra . . . I'm
still not hungry."

Well,"
she says, "Would you mind letting me up? I'm
starving."